This shit again?!?

I should probably be posting something with a beat more meat on its bones...but I'm not.

-sean

A change of minor...

I may be quite alone in grasping this one, but regardless I was amused. Philosophy seems to be my theme for the day, as it began by me official changing my minor from education to philosophy. Anyways, maybe posting this will give me good luck for my philosophy exam I'm taking in 20 minutes. *crosses fingers* lol.

-sean

My elevator is broke-dick...

I'm not entirely sure about building codes or laws involving residential buildings with so many stories...but I do know that if some fucker on the 8th floor of my building were to sustain some sort of injury or medical emergency EMT personnel would have one hard fucking time hiking their ass down to the ground floor when our elevators spend as much time broken and malfunctioning as they do working.

I just got back from my class, and both elevators are broke-dick. They are currently sitting on the first floor, doors wide open, all the buttons pressed. I'm tempted to just stab a motherfucker on my floor to prove a point. By the time those poor EMT's and other emergency response personnel got their asses and their gear up here they'd need their own EMT's to carry their exhausted asses down. It's one thing to dismiss broken elevators in cases of emergencies because they may be compromised. Earthquakes. Fire. etc. It's an entirely other situation when the elevators may actually serve an important role in a quick response.

I was actually just coming back to my room to grab a book before heading off to class...now I don't know if I actually want to even go. Hell, I guess I'll just grab my shit and meander back down the stairs in lackadaisical fashion to a class that teaches me jack-dick.

Fuck the elevators.
Fuck that class.
Fuck this. I'm out.

-sean

Mr. Joseph Ducreux

I think this is a little more well known Sean, them youngsters might be able to relate some event in pop culture to this. Yet somehow I think me and you are the only ones that'll get true pleasure from these.

-Will

PS: The Anne Frank of boners...wait, thats not right.

Bowflex

I added up another poll. I just read an article on it this morning, and had a good laugh. I probably should take it more seriously, but I can't take anything Steven Seagal does seriously.

And on a completely different note, I've found my favorite internet meme of all time. Wasteful Wombat!
Joseph Ducreux is pretty awesome too.

I know at least that Will will appreciate that Joseph Ducreux. "Old people burning! Old people burning! Put your hands up!"

-sean


ps: Wait, no...that just makes me sound racist.

If he's not the poet, I'm not sure who else posts here...

The poem was amazing, a true work of art
Every line grows, striking at the heart
Heavy your heart seems to be of late
The answer of why, I know it to be cruel fate.

Alone you will not be, upon this road you travel
Adventures renewed we shall drudge along the gravel
'Til at long last we find a peaceful stopping ground
Next we find a wall, on which our heads we pound

Our quarters be built, so near
That dew out of reach, is never a fear
Game we shall until the day, if luck be with us
That a lass for each happens to fall off the bus.


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Sorry Sean, I didn't want to poke fun at your poem (was really good btw) but you know me, couldn't help but throw this out there. I had to rummage through my things to get my log in info and the web address. Next time I'm home I'll see if there are any good poems I have, lying in that dusty high school binder. Oh and before I forget, Video = Awesome.


-Will

PS: Sean, I do believe we need a new poll, got any ideas?

Space Invaders

I added space invaders. It's not so much for other people's enjoyment as much as it is for mine. I contemplated adding the virtual stripper, the one which will follow whatever command you give her, so long as her daddy-issues don't leave her confused. Unfortunately, the bitch didn't know what a sandwich was, or how to make one...med-school my ass.

-sean

ps- if you are wondering where it is...scroll down.